Ode to Blog Trolls
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011Troll corpse in basement
Corn-curl pencil spells last words:
“Winning, winning……win…”
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Troll corpse in basement
Corn-curl pencil spells last words:
“Winning, winning……win…”
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Planarian troll
Crawls across its host’s keyboard;
Bollocks start to dry
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Sitting on the facts,
Followed by a clapping seal
Eager to catch whiffs
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[CheeseFlap was responding to a troll calling itself “fact sniffer”; the full thread is here]
Another troll grunts
Captive in its tiny cage
Eggs head for sorting
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Trollbaby nightmare:
Water-filled baptismal font;
Prefers warm, fresh drool
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Troll plans for Sunday:
Wear mom’s underwear to church,
Squeeze circus peanut
[This was at thinkprogress.org]
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CheeseFlap says:
The troll pictograms:
Gun, cash, fist, god, cave, devil;
Head, neck and sphincter
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