Posts Tagged ‘texas’
Tuesday, September 6th, 2011
Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:cheeseflap.com, christianity, god, political haiku, religious haiku, rick perry, texas, wildfires haiku
Posted in Bad Science, Leadership, Politics, Religion | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011
Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:bad logic, cavepeople, cheeseflap.com, christianity, confused, gop, hypocrite, intellect, michele bachmann, minnesota, political haiku, religion, republicans, rick perry, right wing, tea party, texas
Posted in Leadership, Politics, Religion, Social Commentary | Comments Closed
Friday, August 12th, 2011
God hears Texan’s prayers,
Jesus walks into a bar,
Turns beer to water
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Tags:cheeseflap.com, drought, jesus, political haiku, rick perry, texas
Posted in Politics, Religion, Social Commentary | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, July 26th, 2011
The Constitution
Doesn’t mention “governors”
So please go away
[posted in response to Gov. Rick Perry comments at ThinkProgress]
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, constitution, haiku, political haiku, rick perry, texas
Posted in Leadership, Politics, Social Commentary, Twisted logic | Comments Closed
Friday, June 17th, 2011
Miss America
The Statue of Liberty
Security risks!
[Former Miss America Susie Castillo gets the full TSA treatment at DFW.]
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:air travel, cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, dfw, fear, haiku, political haiku, privacy, susie castillo, texas, travel, tsa
Posted in Indoctrination, Politics, Social Commentary, Technology, Trends, Twisted logic | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
Harry Buttle’s wife
Billed for cost of the arrest;
Welcome to Brazil
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[story at thinkprogress here]
Tags:bad logic, cheeseflap.com, haiku, injustice, texas
Posted in Budget, Leadership, Social Commentary, Trends | Comments Closed
Monday, December 27th, 2010
1:
The power of dumb
Logical incontinence
God washes his hands
2:
Hall’s yearbook photo:
“Paste-eating booger-eater;
Republican club”
[also at thinkprogress.org]
© 2010 cheeseflap.com
Tags:bad logic, cavepeople, cheeseflap.com, gop, greed, haiku, indifference, intelligence, political haiku, republicans, right wing, texas
Posted in Bad Science, Politics, Social Commentary | 1 Comment »