Posts Tagged ‘right wing’

Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

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Indigestion

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: After Complaining That ‘Obamacare’ Cuts Medicare, Hensarling Wants Huge Cuts And Privatization

The head of a snake
The backside of a bunny
Swallows itself whole

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Dancing Madly Backwards

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Re: Virginia, the breakaway commonwealth

New license motto:
“Sit back in yer rokin’ chair,
Watch the future pass”

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Legacy

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Newt Gingrich: Abolish the EPA

Newt pricks his finger
Gasbag rocket stains city;
No funds for cleanup

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Laughing world

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: CNN lowers itself and will air Michelle Bachmann’s Tea Party SOTU Attention speech

Lowering the bar
Bachmann, Palin and Snooki
What’s the difference

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What would Jesus really do?

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Southern Baptist Leader Leaves Interfaith Coalition On Mosques After Complaints From Religious Right

With love in his heart,
Jesus spoke to the lepers
“Just keep your distance…”

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Yank the string…

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Sen. Paul Naively Claims We Need To Raise Retirement Age Because ‘We’re All Living Longer’

Rand Paul street fishin’
Tie carrot to string and pole;
Bend over old man

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