Posts Tagged ‘right wing’

Those were the days…

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

Re: RNC Hawking Reagan Gear To Pay Down Steele’s Debt

1:

New Republicans
Steamboating into the past;
“Mistah Kurtz, he dead”

2:

All things have a price
Branded patriotism
When words fail: buttons

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But, but…

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Re: Defending Egypt’s Autocracy, Huckabee Warns Of The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of Democracy Across The Middle East

“Hey, wait a minute…
We meant OUR democracy…
You’re going off-script!”

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Entitlement

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Re: Income Inequality In The U.S. Is Worse Than In Egypt

Right-wing announcement:
“In case of emergency,
Put on your mask first”

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Placebo

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

Re: Opposition Leader ElBaradei: Threat of Muslim Brotherhood Is A ‘Myth’ Lacking ‘One Iota Of Reality’

“Fear is good for you…
You cannot be exploited…
For fear makes you strong”

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7,000 BC

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Oklahoma Lawmaker Sally Kern Proposes Bill That Forces Teachers To Question Evolution

News flash from Cave-Ville:
Jesus signed Constitution!
(Invisible ink)

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False idols

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Mother of Mercy
New specs and an attitude;
Bathtub Madonna

[Also at TPZoo]

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Sarah wants to be your mommy

Friday, January 28th, 2011

America’s “mom”
Corn curls and soda diet;
Starve the curious

[Also at TPZoo]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com