The flippin’ and the floppin’
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President
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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]
Posts Tagged ‘right wing’
“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011
“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”
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[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]
Wanted: More Christians
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”
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[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]
Cut-and-paste legislation
Saturday, March 12th, 2011“Here are your templates!
Sorry, I meant your tablets;
It’s the word of god!”
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[Several states propose nearly identical anti-union bills; story at thinkprogress]
Smug Dance
Friday, March 11th, 2011King and McCarthy
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Parasite larvae
Grow strong when laid in warm fear;
Slow, dumb buzzing sound
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Wisconsin Fiscal Logic
Thursday, March 10th, 2011“Think of the savings…
Without legs, you won’t need shoes;
You’ll thank us later!”
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