Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

No recusal needed

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

“Screw your damn ethics!
Justice and ethics don’t mix!
Whiny liberals!”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Lobbyists are writing judicial ethics rules, story at thinkprogress]

Wanted: More Christians

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]

Cut-and-paste legislation

Saturday, March 12th, 2011

“Here are your templates!
Sorry, I meant your tablets;
It’s the word of god!”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Several states propose nearly identical anti-union bills; story at thinkprogress]

King and McCarthy

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Parasite larvae
Grow strong when laid in warm fear;
Slow, dumb buzzing sound

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Wisconsin Fiscal Logic

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

“Think of the savings…
Without legs, you won’t need shoes;
You’ll thank us later!”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Republican Tears

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

[ThinkProgress reports Rep. Sensenbrenner reacting to town hall protests here]

CheeseFlap says:

“I threw the first stone…
Now I lie here stunned, bleeding…
I want my mommy”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Ready to move on…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com