Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

TP: Bachmann: GOP Must ‘Do Everything We Can To Thwart’ Obama From Securing ‘A Power Base…For All Time’

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

We can’t have progress
We can build a new facade
Help save our clown school

[Originally appeared March 5, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Rep. Kaptur scolds GOP: ‘Democrat Party’ doesn’t exist

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Proud of their freedom
Proud of their simple thinking
Proud to be puppets

[Originally appeared March 3, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McConnell: ‘Who wants to hang out with guys like Paul Krugman…when you can be with Rush Limbaugh!’

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Thinking still too hard
Most fun to hang out with Rush
Poke fun at science

[Originally appeared February 27, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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Citing ‘High Percentage Of Minority Vote’ In GA, Chambliss Laments Not Getting ‘Our Folks’ Out To Vote

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Pink Floyd in haiku:
“Forward he cried, from the rear
And the front rank died”

[Appeared November 11, 2008 at thinkprogress]

© 2008 cheeseflap.com

TP: Party’s over for Palin: GOP goes to collect leftovers from her shopping spree

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Every actor
Knows you must return props used
To portray fiction

[Originally seen November 6, 2008 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Another McCain-Palin supporter yells ‘kill him!’ about Obama

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

No self reflection
You become what you fear most
Behold, steaming heap

[Originally appeared October 14, 2008 at thinkprogress.org]