Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

TP: Texas Lawmakers Who Voted Against The Recovery Act Now Beg For Stimulus Funds For NASA

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Rednecks and rockets
Strapped on beds of pickup trucks
You know, that NASA

[Appeared October 6, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Sen. Graham takes jab at Glenn Beck: ‘Only in America can you make that much money crying.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Gnawing parasites
Lovingly separating
Beck’s last synapses

[Appeared October 1, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: Fox News Pushes ‘Tenther’ Agenda, Hosts MN State Rep Who Declares Health Care Unconstitutional

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

“Minnesotastan
The free thinkers wilderness
Come visit some time”

[Appeared October 1, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Grayson’s Right: Under The Republican Plan, ‘Don’t Get Sick’ (Or You Might Have To ‘Die Quickly’)

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Lucy says “trust me”
Charlie Brown America
Broken, stares at sky

[Originally appeared September 30, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: DC Madam Customer David Vitter Is Outraged By The ACORN Prostitution Scandal

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Lift up thy left cheek
Now turn the other cheek, Dave
Hole in the ozone

[Originally appeared September 16, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Georgia Republican Senators Propose Amending State Constitution To Block Federal Health Care

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Misguided revenge:
“Bomb ourselves back to the stone age”
Visit the Flintstones

[Appeared September 4, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: Fearmongering About Education Speech, Perkins Claims Obama Hasn’t ‘Pushed Any Educational Reform Issues’

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

“Tonight on Fox News:
Reading makes your children gay…
Planet still quite flat”

[Originally appeared September 3, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]