Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

TP: Roger Ailes Admits That The White House Might Have ‘Legitimate Complaints’ About Fox News

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Warm blanket of dumb
Caresses FOX News planet
Toxic atmosphere

[Originally appeared March 3, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Jeb Bush: Sarah Palin lacks a ‘depth of understanding.’

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Old, smoking campfire
No intelligent lifeforms
Looks like we missed ‘em

[Originally appeared February 24, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain Assails Reconciliation, Forgetting He Once Said The GOP Laid ‘The Groundwork’ For Its Use

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Early hominids
Blinking, stumble in new world
Need system upgrade

[Originally appeared February 12, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Inhofe’s Grandchildren Build Igloo To Mock Killer Snow Storm: ‘Al Gore’s New Home’

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

“Let’s build an igloo,
Hire a PR firm, mock Gore,
Say ‘The kids did it.’”

[Originally appeared February 9, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Steele on whether he’ll rein in his gaffes: ‘Oh, no. Accidents happen baby.’

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Under the big top
Clowns and elephants frolic
Laughing in their dung

[Originally appeared February 1, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Rick Perry Caters To The Far Right: Obama Is ‘Interested In Punishing Texas’ And ‘Hellbent’ On Socialism

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

1:

Walk forth from the sea
Fill your lungs with air, Texas;
Brains need oxygen!

2:

Orange falls from tree
Quietly rots in sunshine
Fetid stink rises

[Appeared November 12, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: McCain To Make His 15th Appearance On A Sunday Show This Year

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Thumbs up John McCain!
Carrottop and Gallagher
Welcome you to hell…

[Note: McCain is shown giving big smiley “thumbs up” in story; Originally appeared October 23, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]