Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

Mr. Limpett Goes to Washington

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Sen. Rand Paul Holds Debt Ceiling Hostage To 44 Percent Cuts In Every Government Program

Fish out of the mud;
Voters, safe in bubble nest,
Elect mudskipper

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

“It’s just a flesh wound”

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Pawlenty Doubles Down On Reinstating DADT, Says It Wouldn’t Impact The Military ‘At All’

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Meanwhile, as Rome burns:
Tim wants to know who fiddles;
“Eight ball, side pocket”

2:

Sideline cheerleader
Special kicks for teabaggers;
Timmy’s new pom poms

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Pigs

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Re: Fulfilling Father’s Campaign To Segregate Public Schools, Koch Groups End Successful Integration Program In NC

Squealing pink bodies
Slither in vat of black oil;
Kings without mirrors

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Okay, let’s call it something else then…

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Re: Harvard Economist Estimates Health Repeal Would Destroy Up To 400,000 Jobs Per Year Over Decade

Cheeseflap says:

Score tied at zero:
“Let’s bring out the Zamboni
Smooth over our tracks”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

What a mess

Friday, January 7th, 2011

photo by kelp

Re: Weiner Mocks House GOP Oath Blunder: ‘We Violated The Constitution On Our Very First Day’

CheeseFlap says:

Minuteman statue
Popular tea-party roost
Corrosive dung stains

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Standing firm

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Re: Allen West Refuses To Retract Claim That Obama Should Put His Life In Harm’s Way

CheeseFlap says:

Newly elected
Puffball releases its spores
Now spent, withering

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Regression

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Re: Despite Pledging To Lower Deficit, House GOP Adopt Rules That Benefit The Wealthy At Deficit’s Expense

CheeseFlap says:

Barefoot and pregnant,
Wife blamed for her bloodied nose;
“She made me do it”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com