Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

Sarah wants to be your mommy

Friday, January 28th, 2011

America’s “mom”
Corn curls and soda diet;
Starve the curious

[Also at TPZoo]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Indigestion

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: After Complaining That ‘Obamacare’ Cuts Medicare, Hensarling Wants Huge Cuts And Privatization

The head of a snake
The backside of a bunny
Swallows itself whole

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Legacy

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Newt Gingrich: Abolish the EPA

Newt pricks his finger
Gasbag rocket stains city;
No funds for cleanup

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Influence

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Re: Group Requests DOJ To Investigate Scalia and Thomas Involvement With Koch Corporate Fundraisers

Striped shirt in the crowd
Bends elbows with the hipsters;
Who will win the game?

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Stir it up

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

fractal by CheeseFlap

Re: Rep. Peter King’s Hearings On Radical Islam To Call On Critic Who Believes ‘There Is No Moderate Islam’

“Pete, we don’t need jobs;
Please start a sky-fairy war;
It’s good for business”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

So what…

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Re: Steve King Defends Health Repeal: ‘There Will Always Be Those Who Slip Through The Cracks’

“Falling through the cracks…”
Used gum in
to the sewers?
Turds cov
ered with leaves?