Posts Tagged ‘pretender’

TP: Gingrich: Obama cares more about ‘protecting the rights of terrorists’ than the ‘lives of Americans.’

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“Oh goody goody
I’m in the limelight again…
Ooops, poopy pants time”

(Context note: photo shows Gingrich gurning while either applauding or showing how big it is)

[Originally appeared December 30, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Hoffman un-unconcedes the NY-23 special election.

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Idiocracy
Idiocracy I say…
Idiocracy

[Appeared November 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Palin to promote her book with multiple Fox News interviews: ‘Variety is the spice of life.’ (2)

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

“Snow Leopard” glasses
“Fortran” marketing process
“Clay tablet” vision

[Originally appeared November 4, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Joe The Plumber Says He Would ‘Beat The Livin’ Tar’ Out Of Pelosi

Monday, August 17th, 2009

“My America:
You make me think-I punch you!
Ah, the good ole days…”

[Appeared August 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: For ‘Death Panels’ Before She Was Against Them? Palin Endorsed End Of Life Counseling As Governor

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Oxygen-starved-brain
Choked by crushing stranglehold
Of her own sphincter

[Originally appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain Opposes Activist Judges, Unless They’re Conservative

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Miles of tiny tubes
Contained only by skin-bag
Old Republicans

[Appeared August 3, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Palin thinks there is a ‘Department of Law’ at the White House. (There isn’t.)

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Bee lands on flower
Children clap their hands and sing
Galaxies await

[Appeared July 7, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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