Posts Tagged ‘pretender’

Bachmann on House intelligence committee

Friday, December 31st, 2010

“Stupid” gaining strength
Descent into the maelstrom
Logic circles drain

[Also at TPZoo]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

TP: Bachmann Repeatedly Insists That Tax Cut Deal Is Actually ‘A Tax Increase’

Friday, December 10th, 2010

photo by darin barry

Snowbound mall shoppers
Elect representative
Gap mannequin wins

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

[Appeared today at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Two More Republicans Who Ran Against Health Reform Opt-Out Of Federal Health Benefits

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

The Stockholm Syndrome
Snuggle with your tormentors
Warmed by their gasses

[Context note: both still have benefits from previous careers with government]

[Also posted on thinkprogress.org today]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

TP: Christine O’Donnell: Extending Unemployment Benefits A ‘Tragedy’ Like Pearl Harbor

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

photo by crowbeak.sasquatch

Hypnotizing witch
Goldfish in bowl of water
Speaks as oracle

[Posted today at thinkprogress.org]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

TP: Quran Destroyer Randall Terry Dismisses 9/11 Families’ Concerns About Politicizing Terror Anniversary

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

(1)
Weasel “man of god”
Embarrassment to christians
Eats his own droppings

(2)
Overweening pride
Known long before the christians
Read some other books

[Originally appeared September 11, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Palin-Beck 9/11 Profiteering Event Promotor Says Rally Date Is Just A Coincidence

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Game of chess with Death
Palin: “Go first” Beck: “No, you”
Sixteen-ton weight falls

[Originally appeared September 9, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Angle On Whether U.S. Will Be Faced With A ‘Revolutionary Situation’: ‘Of Course Anything Is Possible’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Kids in commercials
Pander to the simple-folk
(Those impish puppets)

(2)
An obtuse Angle
Exceeds the measure of “right”
Acute pain in ass

(3)
CheeseFlap gets vote downs
So honored to annoy you
Have a haiku day

[Originally appeared September 8, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]