Palin’s delusion
Friday, June 10th, 2011Hamster wheel too slow,
Cannot act as gyroscope;
Wobbles detected
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Posts Tagged ‘pretender’
The Bus Tour Begins…
Thursday, May 26th, 2011Palin invents wheel,
Ventures into the future,
Markets her stone tools
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[CheesFlap reacts to story at TPMÂ here]
Cross to bear
Friday, May 13th, 2011Fetid history,
Dragged behind his aging bum;
Newt’s long “trail of smearsâ€
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Newt Decides to Run
Wednesday, May 11th, 2011Each end of the tube,
Oozing dark fertilizer;
Toothless and sticky
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The flippin’ and the floppin’
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President
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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]
Ready to move on…
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away
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If Sarah Addressed Wisconsin Protesters…
Saturday, February 19th, 2011
“Now now kids, be nice!
Look, I’m presidential eh?;
Like my cha-cha pumps?”
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