Posts Tagged ‘political haiku’

Haunted

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Shrill midnight voices
Plead their case in Boehner’s sleep
Nightmare parasites

 

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[in response to story at thinkprogress.org]

A Pie in His Own Face

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Clown pants with shame-streaks
Glenn’s pedal car can’t keep up
Circus has moved on

 

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[in response to story at thinkprogress about the Beck/Kristol feud]

Christian paranoia

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

And then Jesus said:
“If you follow, look behind,
For you are followed”

 

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Human error

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Phantom voters rise,
Endorse the conservatives;
It’s a miracle…

 

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9th Circuit of Appeals says “No” to AZ immigration law

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Wile E. Coyote
Slowly slides off painted “road”;
Better call ACME

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[appeals court slaps down AZ immigration legislation]

Huckabee / Trump in 2012?

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Armani clown suits
Can’t disguise the giant shoes
Caked with golden dung

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[in response to story at thinkprogress.org]

Official position

Monday, April 11th, 2011

“No finalized plan,
But some awesome ideas!
(Which we now denounce)”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[in response to story at thinkprogress.org on US Chamber of Commerce]