Posts Tagged ‘political haiku’

He’s leading in the polls…

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

X-ray of Trump’s head:
Popsicle stick Brooklyn Bridge;
Lone figure at edge

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Defense of Marriage

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Restless right-wing nights,
Matching Tab-A to Slot-B;
It’s a thankless job…

 

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Spin-cycle

Monday, April 18th, 2011

The truth stands alone
Master of the windswept heath;
Seldom visited

 

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[post also seen at the Propaganda Professor]

Suckers

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Lampreys infiltrate
False patriots drink freely;
Host then cast aside

 

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Once you’ve sold out…

Monday, April 18th, 2011

CheeseFlap always says:
“Balloon dog in room of pins
Cannot fetch his balls”

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Trump’s Presidential Aspirations

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Donald Trump steps up,
Draws fire with his diversion;
Sacrificial Ham

 

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The “Factual Statement” Game

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Firefly’s random light
Now you see it now you don’t
“Catch me if you can”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com