Posts Tagged ‘political haiku’

Follow the script or else

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

“Right-Wing Abattoir”
Welcomes its next contestant;
Reality show?

 

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CheeseFlap’s Bible Quotes #3

Monday, May 16th, 2011

And then Jesus said:
“When miracles fail you, trust…
Benevolent lies”

 

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[Response to ThinkProgress post about Google ads being used by anti-abortion group to misdirect abortion-seekers]

In the scheme of things

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Leptons and bosons
Fight over budget rages…
Cut quark services?

 

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Cross to bear

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Fetid history,
Dragged behind his aging bum;
Newt’s long “trail of smears”

 

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Meredith Baker at Comcast/NBC

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

An outstanding view,
High branch in the public trust;
Peacock-feathered nest

 

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Newt Decides to Run

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Each end of the tube,
Oozing dark fertilizer;
Toothless and sticky

 

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Reality TV “People”

Monday, May 9th, 2011

“Hit me with a stick,
Mock my vacuous nature,
One dollar per whack”

 

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[Inspired by a thinkprogress post about Bristle Palin on reality tv again]