Posts Tagged ‘political haiku’
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
Come on, get Freedomâ„¢
The best kind of freedom yet;
Mileage may vary
*Do not attempt without adult supervision. Screen images simulated. Action sequences shortened. Best claim based on random sample of citizens polled January 1946. Prices higher in AK and parts of the Middle East. Always obey all laws and speed limits. Wear a money belt.
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, freedom, haiku, marketing, political haiku, politics
Posted in Media, Politics, Social Commentary | 2 Comments »
Friday, June 10th, 2011
Hamster wheel too slow,
Cannot act as gyroscope;
Wobbles detected
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, delusions, gop, haiku, palin, political haiku, pretender, republicans
Posted in Politics | Comments Closed
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011
And then Jesus said:
“Go ahead and burn the world;
Just make a profit”
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:capitalism, cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, haiku, nature, political haiku, politics, pollution
Posted in Business, Hope, Leadership, Nature, Politics, Social Commentary | 2 Comments »
Monday, June 6th, 2011
Next stop for Glenn Beck-
Selling reverse mortgages;
End of the rainbow
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
Tags:cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, fox news, glenn beck, haiku, political haiku, politics
Posted in Media, Politics, Social Commentary, Television | 2 Comments »
Thursday, May 26th, 2011
Palin invents wheel,
Ventures into the future,
Markets her stone tools
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
[CheesFlap reacts to story at TPMÂ here]
Tags:alaska, cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, gop, haiku, palin, political haiku, pretender, republicans
Posted in Leadership, Politics, Social Commentary | 3 Comments »
Friday, May 20th, 2011
Distended sphincter,
Rubbery right-wing feeder;
In-flight refueling
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
[It seems Romney was against something before he was…never mind. Story here at thinkprogress]
Tags:bad logic, cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, coal, environmentalism, flip-flop, gop, haiku, mitt romney, political haiku, republicans
Posted in Leadership, Politics | Comments Closed
Friday, May 20th, 2011
“I meant to pander,
But just to that one group, see?
Your turn is coming…”
© 2011 cheeseflap.com
[Scott Brown says he meant to vote “on” the Medicare-killing budget, not “for” it at TPM]
Tags:cheeseflap, cheeseflap.com, fucking morons, gop, haiku, hypocrite, liars, massachussetts, pandering, political haiku, republicans, right wing, scott brown
Posted in Leadership, Politics, Social Commentary, Trends | Comments Closed