Posts Tagged ‘political haiku’

The US debt deal…

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Ceiling will be raised,
But cirrus clouds are still clouds;
Signs of coming storm

 

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Any questions? No, not those!

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Unicorn rider
Sees smudge at end of rainbow
Asks for a rewrite

 

[posted as response to Bachmann story at ThinkProgress]

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Well, if it’s not in the Constitution…

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

The Constitution
Doesn’t mention “governors”
So please go away

 

[posted in response to Gov. Rick Perry comments at ThinkProgress]

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American debt (debate)

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Boehner sets his jaw,
Settles in for a long fight;
Baby’s grunting face

Obama’s eyes well,
Endless chore of cleaning up;
(Don’t feed it pizza!)

 

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No new taxes

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

What helps most people,
Is bad for business people,
Who aren’t people

 

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Beck’s midlife crisis

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011
Victimized bigots
Soothe wounds in hot-tub of tears;
Fondle the nozzles

[Inspired by The Propaganda Professor's Beck story here]

Waiting for flies

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Amphibious eyes
Guard the conservative pond;
Spastic colony

 

[See also at TPZoo]

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