Jaw unhinges, then
Cranial peristalsis
Idea stains desk
[Originally published July 7, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]
1:
Would pay to see this:
Bergdahl kicking O’Reilly
Square in the teabag
2:
Peters’ subspecies
Loves darkness, moisture
Taste of intestine
[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress; Peters is a retired army colonel who said Bergdahl should be killed by the Taliban for deserting, although at the time of this story, it was unclear if he had been captured or had deserted]
Tiny parasites
Congregate inside his mind
Whispering danger
[Originally appeared April 1, 2009 on thinkprogress.org; recovered from noagendapdfs.com]