The Gingrich Campaign 2012
Sunday, January 8th, 2012On floating mousetrap,
Tidy-Bowl® man circles drain;
Jonathan Swift laughs
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Posts Tagged ‘newt gingrich’
God Talks to Newt Gingrich
Sunday, January 8th, 2012“Hey, Newt…it’s me…god!
Regarding your corkscrew tail…
Need some matching hooves?â€
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Newt Continues to Inspire
Sunday, November 27th, 2011Arrogant windbag
Caught in winter’s bare branches
Landfill escapee
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Cross to bear
Friday, May 13th, 2011Fetid history,
Dragged behind his aging bum;
Newt’s long “trail of smearsâ€
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Newt Decides to Run
Wednesday, May 11th, 2011Each end of the tube,
Oozing dark fertilizer;
Toothless and sticky
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Newspeak Newt
Friday, March 25th, 2011Re: Libya, first he says get involved then he says we shouldn’t, etc…
CheeseFlap says:
Turd in the bathtub
Newt splashes, calls it his “boat”
Mommy knows better
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The flippin’ and the floppin’
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President
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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]