Posts Tagged ‘hypocrite’

TP: DC Madam Customer David Vitter Is Outraged By The ACORN Prostitution Scandal

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Lift up thy left cheek
Now turn the other cheek, Dave
Hole in the ozone

[Originally appeared September 16, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Capitalism Crusader Tom Tancredo Begs For Handouts From Michael Moore: ‘Send Me A Check’

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Old toys under bed
Dust, then pose Tancredo doll
Pretend thoughts, speaking

[Appeared September 08, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Proposed Co-Op Fails To Appease Republicans Who Insist It Is ‘Still Government-Run Health Care’

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Poodle jumps through hoop
Trainer shoots the poodle dead
Stop jumping through hoops!

[Appeared August 18, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Joe The Plumber Says He Would ‘Beat The Livin’ Tar’ Out Of Pelosi

Monday, August 17th, 2009

“My America:
You make me think-I punch you!
Ah, the good ole days…”

[Appeared August 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Boehner Claims ‘No One Condones’ Town Hall Disruptions After He And Other GOPers Cheered Them On

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Dumb is dangerous
Vote, buy guns, get mad, lash out
There will be riots

[Appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress]

TP: FLASHBACK: Boehner Believed That Anti-Vietnam War Protesters Were ‘Un-American’

Monday, August 10th, 2009

1:

Smirking orange face
Spine held together with glue
Un-American

2:

Boner drags his bag
Across the 17th green
Time for a tea break

[Appeared August 10, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: McCain Opposes Activist Judges, Unless They’re Conservative

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Miles of tiny tubes
Contained only by skin-bag
Old Republicans

[Appeared August 3, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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