Newspeak Newt
Friday, March 25th, 2011Re: Libya, first he says get involved then he says we shouldn’t, etc…
CheeseFlap says:
Turd in the bathtub
Newt splashes, calls it his “boat”
Mommy knows better
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Posts Tagged ‘hypocrite’
The flippin’ and the floppin’
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President
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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]
No recusal needed
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
“Screw your damn ethics!
Justice and ethics don’t mix!
Whiny liberals!”
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[Lobbyists are writing judicial ethics rules, story at thinkprogress]
“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011
“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”
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[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]
Sarah Palin Speaking Engagements
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011Posters she will sell:
Jesus in helicopter
Shooting god’s creatures
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Republican Tears
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011[ThinkProgress reports Rep. Sensenbrenner reacting to town hall protests here]
CheeseFlap says:
“I threw the first stone…
Now I lie here stunned, bleeding…
I want my mommy”
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Ready to move on…
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away
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