Posts Tagged ‘gop’

Indigestion

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: After Complaining That ‘Obamacare’ Cuts Medicare, Hensarling Wants Huge Cuts And Privatization

The head of a snake
The backside of a bunny
Swallows itself whole

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Legacy

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Newt Gingrich: Abolish the EPA

Newt pricks his finger
Gasbag rocket stains city;
No funds for cleanup

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So what…

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Re: Steve King Defends Health Repeal: ‘There Will Always Be Those Who Slip Through The Cracks’

“Falling through the cracks…”
Used gum in
to the sewers?
Turds cov
ered with leaves?

Mr. Limpett Goes to Washington

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Sen. Rand Paul Holds Debt Ceiling Hostage To 44 Percent Cuts In Every Government Program

Fish out of the mud;
Voters, safe in bubble nest,
Elect mudskipper

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“It’s just a flesh wound”

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Pawlenty Doubles Down On Reinstating DADT, Says It Wouldn’t Impact The Military ‘At All’

1:

Meanwhile, as Rome burns:
Tim wants to know who fiddles;
“Eight ball, side pocket”

2:

Sideline cheerleader
Special kicks for teabaggers;
Timmy’s new pom poms

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Okay, let’s call it something else then…

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Re: Harvard Economist Estimates Health Repeal Would Destroy Up To 400,000 Jobs Per Year Over Decade

Cheeseflap says:

Score tied at zero:
“Let’s bring out the Zamboni
Smooth over our tracks”

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What a mess

Friday, January 7th, 2011

photo by kelp

Re: Weiner Mocks House GOP Oath Blunder: ‘We Violated The Constitution On Our Very First Day’

CheeseFlap says:

Minuteman statue
Popular tea-party roost
Corrosive dung stains

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