Posts Tagged ‘gop’

Wisconsin State Assembly at 1 AM

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Bedbugs in the sheets
Darkness, gnaw relentlessly;
God’s vampire angels

 

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Governor Walker: Leader

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Mindless acolytes
Eagerly collect hot loaves
“This is our moment”

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Welcome to the top, Governor Walker…

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

(Weeping in men’s room)
“I thought I had a
mandate!?
(Head bangs, snurfling sounds)

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Okay, a Boehner twofer today; claims no talk of shutdown

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Artificial skin
Draped over lying machine
Remote controlled drone

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[story at thinkprogress]

Boehner says “so be it” if people lose their jobs

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

1:

Broken schools, highways,
Masses hunger for food, jobs;
Shiny stiff barrels

2:

Actor’s worst nightmare
Big chance as understudy
[Curtain up, fills pants]

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[story at thinkprogress]

Republican budget amendments

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

“I have tasted flesh,
(My own hands) that I be cleansed
Of perverse pleasures”

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[story at thinkprogress]

WI Gov. Would Use National Guard if State Workers Strike

Monday, February 14th, 2011

End of the party:
Last, lonely, shriveled bratwurst
Rolls off plate, hits dirt

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[story at thinkprogress]