Posts Tagged ‘gop’

Human error

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Phantom voters rise,
Endorse the conservatives;
It’s a miracle…

 

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Huckabee / Trump in 2012?

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Armani clown suits
Can’t disguise the giant shoes
Caked with golden dung

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[in response to story at thinkprogress.org]

It is what you want it to be…

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Right wing glossary:
“Moral: Commas and Zeroes;
(See ‘Checkbook Balance’)”

 

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A different game

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Seriously though,
Why fear a politician
When you can buy one?

 

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The flippin’ and the floppin’

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]

“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]

Wanted: More Christians

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]