Posts Tagged ‘gop’

Republican flip-flops (not footwear)

Friday, May 20th, 2011

Distended sphincter,
Rubbery right-wing feeder;
In-flight refueling

 

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[It seems Romney was against something before he was…never mind. Story here at thinkprogress]

What is it with guys named Scott?

Friday, May 20th, 2011

“I meant to pander,
But just to that one group, see?
Your turn is coming…”

 

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[Scott Brown says he meant to vote “on” the Medicare-killing budget, not “for” it at TPM]

Follow the script or else

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

“Right-Wing Abattoir”
Welcomes its next contestant;
Reality show?

 

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Newt Decides to Run

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Each end of the tube,
Oozing dark fertilizer;
Toothless and sticky

 

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Yearning to be free

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Dark thoughts probe censor
Eager to find a weak point
Reveal true nature

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[in response to thinkprogress story about Oklahoma representative Sally Kern’s statement that blacks and women are lazy]

Kinda like a puppet

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Lipstick on your hand
Make your own politician;
Midnight blanket prom

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Another anti-health reform pol takes the money anyway, and the credit too…story here at thinkprogress]

The “Factual Statement” Game

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Firefly’s random light
Now you see it now you don’t
“Catch me if you can”

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