Posts Tagged ‘gop’

TP: GOP Lawmakers Say Oklahoma Ban On Sharia Law Is Not Xenophobic Because ‘We’ Are ‘At War’ With ‘Them’

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Religious flatland
Plane of absolute borders
Enemies beyond

[Originally appeared September 27, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Corker Booed By Workers At GM Plant Ceremony, Takes Credit For Saving Industry That He Opposed Saving

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Corker’s mind reeling:
“Dang, dogs are learning to think”
No treats in pocket

[Originally appeared September 20, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Angle On Whether U.S. Will Be Faced With A ‘Revolutionary Situation’: ‘Of Course Anything Is Possible’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Kids in commercials
Pander to the simple-folk
(Those impish puppets)

(2)
An obtuse Angle
Exceeds the measure of “right”
Acute pain in ass

(3)
CheeseFlap gets vote downs
So honored to annoy you
Have a haiku day

[Originally appeared September 8, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Sharron Angle Won’t Disavow Claim That There Are ‘Domestic Enemies’ In Congress

Friday, August 27th, 2010

“I don’t feel so well
I have a sawdust-ache
Too many questions”

[Appeared August 27, 2010 at thinkprogress]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

World Net Daily Drops Ann Coulter From Conference For Speaking To ‘Twisted And Dangerous’ Gay Conservatives

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Peering from dark caves
Judgement passed from the elders
Shun the pink scarecrow

[Originally appeared August 18, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Franken: Republicans ‘Don’t Want People To Get Jobs Before The Election’

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Drop ball all season
Finish last, blame quarterback
Hold out for more cash

[Appeared July 26, 2010 at thinkprogess]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com

TP: O’Reilly claims Justice Ginsburg doesn’t ‘care about the Constitution’ less than a year after he said he didn’t

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Jaw unhinges, then
Cranial peristalsis
Idea stains desk

[Originally published July 7, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]