Posts Tagged ‘gop’

TP: VIDEO: When Pressed, Republicans Can’t Name Any Spending They Want To Cut

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Right wing reflection
Shows toilet paper on lips
Patriot ribbons

[Originally appeared October 4, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Michael Steele Tacitly Endorses Government Shutdown: ‘Anything Can Happen’

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“We don’t need ‘paychecks,’
We pledge to hold you hostage…
Embrace Newty stench!”

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: George W. Bush Institute’s First Initiative Will Be To Train Half Of The Nation’s Public School Principals

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Principals recalled!
Texas installs new chipsets!
Robots of the damned!

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McMahon Unsure What The Minimum Wage Is, But Sure That It Should Be Lower

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Veered off talking points
Handlers’ terse Bluetooth whispers
Smokeless missile launch

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: GOP Rep. Roscoe Bartlett Claims Credit For Over $100 Million In Stimulus Funds He Opposed

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

“I’ve been de-scented…
Still hard to change my ways though…
Mind if I pee here?”

[Originally appeared September 28, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Ron Johnson Opposed Child Abuse Legislation Because It Would Hold Businesses Accountable

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

American clam
Impervious to logic
Washed up on the shore

[Originally appeared September 28, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Raese Blames Volcanoes For Global Warming

Monday, September 27th, 2010

“Money-god angry
Make libruls jump in fire-hole
We stay rich long time”

[Originally appeared September 27, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]