Advertisers leave;
Glenn against the wall, aghast;
Doll heads drop in pants
[Originally appeared August 6, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
1:
Would pay to see this:
Bergdahl kicking O’Reilly
Square in the teabag
2:
Peters’ subspecies
Loves darkness, moisture
Taste of intestine
[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress; Peters is a retired army colonel who said Bergdahl should be killed by the Taliban for deserting, although at the time of this story, it was unclear if he had been captured or had deserted]
Stalagtite of lies
Forms imposing incisor
One drop at a time
[Originally appeared June 10, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Post mass destruction
Shadow puppets lurk near graves
Mindless of lost souls
[Appeared May 12, 2009 at thinkprogress]
© 2009 cheeseflap.com
1:
What a sad display
It’s raining on their parade
Puppies chase their tails
2:
Beware of HUGE PORK
The West wind is an old man
Monkey typewriters
[Appeared April 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]
© 2009 cheeseflap.com
FOX could save money
CGI propaganda
Why not use puppets?
[Originally appeared April 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Imagine flying
Stupidity vortex swirls
Must be Fox country
[Originally appeared April 10, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]