Posts Tagged ‘confused’

TP: Virginia attorney general instructs state colleges to stop protecting gay students from discrimination

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Discrimination…
Are the stupid protected?
Let’s start taxing ‘dumb’

[Originally published March 5, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Bayh tries to walk back inaccurate claim about Congress not creating jobs, but still gets it wrong

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Political eels
Extract votes from sea of lies
Oxygen bubbles

[Originally appeared February 24, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Texas State Climatologist disputes his own state’s climate-denier petition

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

“Hello, Texas here…
We don’t believe your ’science’”
Dead armadillo

[Originally appeared February 17, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain Assails Reconciliation, Forgetting He Once Said The GOP Laid ‘The Groundwork’ For Its Use

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Early hominids
Blinking, stumble in new world
Need system upgrade

[Originally appeared February 12, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Inhofe’s Grandchildren Build Igloo To Mock Killer Snow Storm: ‘Al Gore’s New Home’

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

“Let’s build an igloo,
Hire a PR firm, mock Gore,
Say ‘The kids did it.’”

[Originally appeared February 9, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Virginia GOP Mocks Epic Snow Storm As ‘12 Inches Of Global Warming’

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Warming deniers:
Time to adjust antenna
On your cave-paintings

[Originally appeared February 6, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Gingrich: Obama cares more about ‘protecting the rights of terrorists’ than the ‘lives of Americans.’

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“Oh goody goody
I’m in the limelight again…
Ooops, poopy pants time”

(Context note: photo shows Gingrich gurning while either applauding or showing how big it is)

[Originally appeared December 30, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]