Posts Tagged ‘confused’

TP: Christine O’Donnell: Extending Unemployment Benefits A ‘Tragedy’ Like Pearl Harbor

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

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Hypnotizing witch
Goldfish in bowl of water
Speaks as oracle

[Posted today at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Michigan AG Mike Cox Refuses To Discipline Deputy For Anti-Gay Hate Speech

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Not much happening…
No real crime in Michigan…
Hey, look, there’s a gay!

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: McMahon Unsure What The Minimum Wage Is, But Sure That It Should Be Lower

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Veered off talking points
Handlers’ terse Bluetooth whispers
Smokeless missile launch

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Angle On Whether U.S. Will Be Faced With A ‘Revolutionary Situation’: ‘Of Course Anything Is Possible’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Kids in commercials
Pander to the simple-folk
(Those impish puppets)

(2)
An obtuse Angle
Exceeds the measure of “right”
Acute pain in ass

(3)
CheeseFlap gets vote downs
So honored to annoy you
Have a haiku day

[Originally appeared September 8, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Minnesota Chamber Of Commerce Urges Pawlenty To Accept Affordable Care Act Funds

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

(1)
Tonight on FOX news!
Pawlenty now a Plushie
Blame Obamacare

(2)
Tim: “I’ll work your mouth”
Cat: “And I’ll do yours, Pinky”
The whole world: (Laughing)

[Context note: TP article shows Pawlenty with arm around humanoid in animal costume]

[Originally appeared September 3, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org.]

World Net Daily Drops Ann Coulter From Conference For Speaking To ‘Twisted And Dangerous’ Gay Conservatives

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Peering from dark caves
Judgement passed from the elders
Shun the pink scarecrow

[Originally appeared August 18, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Sen. Barrasso Calls For Repealing Middle Class Tax Cuts To Finance Tax Cuts For The Rich

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Move the skulls around…
Which one is hiding the pea?
Tricked again! No pea!

[Appeared July 20, 2010 at thinkprogress]

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