Posts Tagged ‘confused’

Okay, let’s call it something else then…

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Re: Harvard Economist Estimates Health Repeal Would Destroy Up To 400,000 Jobs Per Year Over Decade

Cheeseflap says:

Score tied at zero:
“Let’s bring out the Zamboni
Smooth over our tracks”

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What a mess

Friday, January 7th, 2011

photo by kelp

Re: Weiner Mocks House GOP Oath Blunder: ‘We Violated The Constitution On Our Very First Day’

CheeseFlap says:

Minuteman statue
Popular tea-party roost
Corrosive dung stains

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Ummm…okay, we really meant…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Re: House GOP Repeatedly Promised $100 Billion In Spending Cuts That It Now Calls ‘Hypothetical’

CheeseFlap says:

“We meant what we said
Except we didn’t say it
And that’s a promise”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Knowledge not required

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Re: GOP Rep. Mulvaney, Against Raising Debt Ceiling, Admits He Doesn’t ‘Know’ What Will Happen If It Isn’t Raised

CheeseFlap says:

“survivor” dc
SHrill dopes form allIances
TrutH rEveAleD through fox

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Head pounding

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Re: UFC Fighter Wants To Beat Up Obama Because ‘Someone’s Gotta Knock Some Sense Into That Idiot’

CheeseFlap says:

“Teef therve a perputh
Thay keep yer brainth in yer hayd
I thee little birdth”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

TP: George Will Calls GOP Opposition To Raising Debt Ceiling ‘Suicidal’

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

photo by schizoform

Feign fiscal restraint,
Hand self giant golden key;
Your victims applaud

[Also at thinkprogress]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

TP: Mortgage Bankers Association Stands Against Succesful Foreclosure Prevention Efforts

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Loophole expertise
First write them, then exploit them
Ticker-tape parade

[Also at thinkprogress]

© 2010 cheeseflap.com