Posts Tagged ‘confused’

Sarah wants to be your mommy

Friday, January 28th, 2011

America’s “mom”
Corn curls and soda diet;
Starve the curious

[Also at TPZoo]

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Laughing world

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: CNN lowers itself and will air Michelle Bachmann’s Tea Party SOTU Attention speech

Lowering the bar
Bachmann, Palin and Snooki
What’s the difference

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Yank the string…

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Sen. Paul Naively Claims We Need To Raise Retirement Age Because ‘We’re All Living Longer’

Rand Paul street fishin’
Tie carrot to string and pole;
Bend over old man

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Mr. Limpett Goes to Washington

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Sen. Rand Paul Holds Debt Ceiling Hostage To 44 Percent Cuts In Every Government Program

Fish out of the mud;
Voters, safe in bubble nest,
Elect mudskipper

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“It’s just a flesh wound”

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Pawlenty Doubles Down On Reinstating DADT, Says It Wouldn’t Impact The Military ‘At All’

1:

Meanwhile, as Rome burns:
Tim wants to know who fiddles;
“Eight ball, side pocket”

2:

Sideline cheerleader
Special kicks for teabaggers;
Timmy’s new pom poms

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Another oath goof-up

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Re: Oklahoma Governor Swears to ‘Offend’ the Constitution, Blames ‘Cold’ Weather for Mistatement

Global warming jokes
Sure to “depend” upon us
Sorry, lips are cold

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Trolls again

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Troll plans for Sunday:
Wear mom’s underwear to church,
Squeeze circus peanut

[This was at thinkprogress.org]

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