Posts Tagged ‘confused’

TP: Three advertisers drop Glenn Beck over his claim that President Obama is a ‘racist.’

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Advertisers leave;
Glenn against the wall, aghast;
Doll heads drop in pants

[Originally appeared August 6, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain Opposes Activist Judges, Unless They’re Conservative

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Miles of tiny tubes
Contained only by skin-bag
Old Republicans

[Appeared August 3, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally posted July 31, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: WaPo reporter: Birthers get media attention because ‘there is no videotape of Obama being born.’

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

And Jesus whispered:
“You are all from the future
Therefore never born”

[Appeared July 28, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Bill Kristol And Dennis Miller Think That Conservatives Should ‘Plant A Flag On The Phrase Progressive’

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Two nuts in scrotum
Dipped in tepid well water
Miller-Kristol Tea

[Appeared July 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Kyl Wants To Cut Off Stimulus Funding That Arizona Governor Is Already Spending

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Come here, get away
Come here, get away, come here
Get away, Come here

[Appeared July 15, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Palin thinks there is a ‘Department of Law’ at the White House. (There isn’t.)

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Bee lands on flower
Children clap their hands and sing
Galaxies await

[Appeared July 7, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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