Posts Tagged ‘confused’

TP: Hoffman un-unconcedes the NY-23 special election.

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Idiocracy
Idiocracy I say…
Idiocracy

[Appeared November 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Beck’s Attack On Obama Adviser Ignores Right-Wing Interest In Mao

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Beck’s brain melting point:
Ninety-eight point six degrees
Sea monkeys roam free

[Appeared October 16, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Capitalism Crusader Tom Tancredo Begs For Handouts From Michael Moore: ‘Send Me A Check’

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Old toys under bed
Dust, then pose Tancredo doll
Pretend thoughts, speaking

[Appeared September 08, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Fearmongering About Education Speech, Perkins Claims Obama Hasn’t ‘Pushed Any Educational Reform Issues’

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

“Tonight on Fox News:
Reading makes your children gay…
Planet still quite flat”

[Originally appeared September 3, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Proposed Co-Op Fails To Appease Republicans Who Insist It Is ‘Still Government-Run Health Care’

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Poodle jumps through hoop
Trainer shoots the poodle dead
Stop jumping through hoops!

[Appeared August 18, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: Boehner Claims ‘No One Condones’ Town Hall Disruptions After He And Other GOPers Cheered Them On

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Dumb is dangerous
Vote, buy guns, get mad, lash out
There will be riots

[Appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress]

TP: For ‘Death Panels’ Before She Was Against Them? Palin Endorsed End Of Life Counseling As Governor

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Oxygen-starved-brain
Choked by crushing stranglehold
Of her own sphincter

[Originally appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]