Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku
Sunday, January 8th, 2012“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”
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Mitt Romney 2012 Haiku
Sunday, January 8th, 2012“I’m so fucking rich…
I can afford politics”
(Now isn’t that rich)
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Calista Gingrich Haiku
Sunday, January 8th, 2012The Gingrich Campaign 2012
Sunday, January 8th, 2012On floating mousetrap,
Tidy-Bowl® man circles drain;
Jonathan Swift laughs
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Silence
Sunday, January 8th, 2012Distant dragonfly
Seven breathless syllables
Empty waterfalls
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This cheeseflap haiku is featured at the wonderful music, art and poetry site “Where the Pieces Fall” here: Silence
When Mitch McConnell’s Head Explodes
Sunday, January 8th, 2012No grey matter spilled;
Deep sea diver aerator,
One dead, dried goldfish
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Inspired by a comment at TPZoo…
God Talks to Newt Gingrich
Sunday, January 8th, 2012“Hey, Newt…it’s me…god!
Regarding your corkscrew tail…
Need some matching hooves?â€
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