Posts Tagged ‘charles koch’

So Many Mouths to Feed

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Finger-puppet gloves
Trained to bite when shaking hands;
Praise to their god, Koch

 

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Koch Brothers Back Walker

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Jesus at dinner:
“Thank you god for the Koch boys,
Our holy spirits…”

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Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

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