Posts Tagged ‘boehner’

American debt (debate)

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Boehner sets his jaw,
Settles in for a long fight;
Baby’s grunting face

Obama’s eyes well,
Endless chore of cleaning up;
(Don’t feed it pizza!)

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Haunted

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Shrill midnight voices
Plead their case in Boehner’s sleep
Nightmare parasites

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[in response to story at thinkprogress.org]

Chucky and Boehner Link?

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Hiding dark matter
Polymers as containment
Remote controlled drones

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Post is here at tpzoo]

Okay, a Boehner twofer today; claims no talk of shutdown

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Artificial skin
Draped over lying machine
Remote controlled drone

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[story at thinkprogress]

Boehner says “so be it” if people lose their jobs

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

1:

Broken schools, highways,
Masses hunger for food, jobs;
Shiny stiff barrels

2:

Actor’s worst nightmare
Big chance as understudy
[Curtain up, fills pants]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[story at thinkprogress]

Double shot for Boehner

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Re: GOP’s Vote To Repeal Health Care Undermines Pledge To Cut Spending, Stick To Cut-Go Rule

CheeseFlap writes:

Internal horror
Death of a country’s conscience
Main-lining teabags

Vermin in the walls
Pink-eyed, scamper in darkness
Gnaw through the wiring

© 2011 cheeseflap.com


TP: Boehner Defends Bush, Demands That Paul McCartney ‘Apologize’ For His Crack At The Former President

Friday, June 4th, 2010

“Well now you all know:
Sniff and cry myself to sleep,
Mesolithic dreams”

[Originally appeared June 4, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]