Posts Tagged ‘bad logic’

Legacy

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Newt Gingrich: Abolish the EPA

Newt pricks his finger
Gasbag rocket stains city;
No funds for cleanup

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Yank the string…

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Re: Sen. Paul Naively Claims We Need To Raise Retirement Age Because ‘We’re All Living Longer’

Rand Paul street fishin’
Tie carrot to string and pole;
Bend over old man

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Stir it up

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

fractal by CheeseFlap

Re: Rep. Peter King’s Hearings On Radical Islam To Call On Critic Who Believes ‘There Is No Moderate Islam’

“Pete, we don’t need jobs;
Please start a sky-fairy war;
It’s good for business”

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So what…

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Re: Steve King Defends Health Repeal: ‘There Will Always Be Those Who Slip Through The Cracks’

“Falling through the cracks…”
Used gum in
to the sewers?
Turds cov
ered with leaves?

Mr. Limpett Goes to Washington

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Sen. Rand Paul Holds Debt Ceiling Hostage To 44 Percent Cuts In Every Government Program

Fish out of the mud;
Voters, safe in bubble nest,
Elect mudskipper

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“It’s just a flesh wound”

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Re: Pawlenty Doubles Down On Reinstating DADT, Says It Wouldn’t Impact The Military ‘At All’

1:

Meanwhile, as Rome burns:
Tim wants to know who fiddles;
“Eight ball, side pocket”

2:

Sideline cheerleader
Special kicks for teabaggers;
Timmy’s new pom poms

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Huckleberry Finn rewrite

Friday, January 14th, 2011

God challenges faith
Fossils of literature
It never happened

(also at TPZoo)

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