Posts Tagged ‘bad logic’

More gun rhetoric

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: Alabama State Senator Advises Politicians To ‘Empty The Clip’ To Stop Undocumented Immigrants

Caught between two cheeks
(Mississippi and Georgia)
Alabama cream

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So what does he really mean?

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: GOP Rep. Rehberg: Federal Judges Should Be ‘On The Endangered Species List’

Well, actually…
Endangered Species List means:
They are protected!

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Coal gets no federal subsidies says Manchin

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Re: Manchin Claims Coal ‘Doesn’t Get A Penny Of Subsidies’

“Please, it’s all we’ve got!
Thought it was dirt, but it burns!
We got burnin’ dirt!”

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But, but…

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Re: Defending Egypt’s Autocracy, Huckabee Warns Of The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of Democracy Across The Middle East

“Hey, wait a minute…
We meant OUR democracy…
You’re going off-script!”

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Placebo

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

Re: Opposition Leader ElBaradei: Threat of Muslim Brotherhood Is A ‘Myth’ Lacking ‘One Iota Of Reality’

“Fear is good for you…
You cannot be exploited…
For fear makes you strong”

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Saviors

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Senate Republicans Place Big Bank Apologist On Banking Committee

“Trust me to help you,
I will guide you to freedom…
Now get in the truck”

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Dancing Madly Backwards

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Re: Virginia, the breakaway commonwealth

New license motto:
“Sit back in yer rokin’ chair,
Watch the future pass”

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