Archive for March, 2011

Sarah Palin Speaking Engagements

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Posters she will sell:
Jesus in helicopter
Shooting god’s creatures

 

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Ode to Blog Trolls

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Troll corpse in basement
Corn-curl pencil spells last words:
“Winning, winning……win…”

 

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Republican Tears

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

[ThinkProgress reports Rep. Sensenbrenner reacting to town hall protests here]

CheeseFlap says:

“I threw the first stone…
Now I lie here stunned, bleeding…
I want my mommy”

 

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Ready to move on…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away

 

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Chucky and Boehner Link?

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Hiding dark matter
Polymers as containment
Remote controlled drones

 

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[Post is here at tpzoo]

Surprise! Banks Pay Little in Taxes!

Monday, March 7th, 2011

CheeseFlap says:

Snaking through loopholes,
Reptiles circumscribe the noose;
Move to next victim

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[Report from National People’s Action is here]

CheeseFlap’s Bible Quotes #2

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Origami worlds
Time measures mortality;
Scarecrow’s holy robes

 

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