Archive for March, 2011

With apologies to Bulat Okudzhava

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

Soldiers cast aside
Human leaflets never read;
Patriot’s litter

 

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[Inspired by this post at Where the Pieces Fall]

Newspeak Newt

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Re: Libya, first he says get involved then he says we shouldn’t, etc…

CheeseFlap says:

Turd in the bathtub
Newt splashes, calls it his “boat”
Mommy knows better

 

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The flippin’ and the floppin’

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President

 

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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]

No recusal needed

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

“Screw your damn ethics!
Justice and ethics don’t mix!
Whiny liberals!”

 

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[Lobbyists are writing judicial ethics rules, story at thinkprogress]

“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”

 

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[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]

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Monday, March 21st, 2011

“Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Think about the guitar riff;
“Deadend” in Morse Code?

 

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Language fun

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Shriek of cheerleaders,
Condescension of hipsters;
Collective nouns rock

 

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