Archive for February, 2011

Eyeball scratching next?

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

CheeseFlap says:

Palin-Santorum!
Slap-fight by proxy brewing!
Rock-em Sock-em time!

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[see story at Politico]

Breaking ranks

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Re: Hatch Panders To Tea Party While Lugar Refuses To ‘Kowtow’ To Them

Hatch looks for POWER
Empty teabag makes thin brew;
Lugar seeks CONTENT

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More gun rhetoric

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: Alabama State Senator Advises Politicians To ‘Empty The Clip’ To Stop Undocumented Immigrants

Caught between two cheeks
(Mississippi and Georgia)
Alabama cream

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

About those library books…

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: Congress Poised To Pass Yet Another Extension Of Bush’s PATRIOT Act

Cave-dwellers curse sun
Cannot bear light in corners;
Kneel and pray for clouds

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

There’s just no explanation…

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: Rep. Posey Can’t Say If He Takes Govt. Health Care Because He Doesn’t ‘Know’ If He’s ‘A Federal Employee’

Starry starry night
Rubber doghouse saddle sores
The roundup begins

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So what does he really mean?

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Re: GOP Rep. Rehberg: Federal Judges Should Be ‘On The Endangered Species List’

Well, actually…
Endangered Species List means:
They are protected!

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Tim Pawlenty likes DADT…still

Monday, February 7th, 2011

1:

“When I was a child,
My fontanelle was leaky;
I like to eat snow”

2:

Board-authorized sale
Tim’s soul in an IPO;
Junk-bond fandango

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Re: Pawlenty: Rescinding Funds To Implement DADT Repeal Is ‘A Reasonable Step’