Archive for February, 2011

Issa’s Love/Hate Relationship With FOIA

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Darrell lies awake,
Listening to the crickets
No one else can hear

 

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[story here]

Largesse

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Wheezing deck-chairs sag
Republican back-bacon
Raunchy fat cigars

 

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“I feel no obligation…”

Friday, February 25th, 2011

New nanny in charge
Child chained to radiator;
Parents enjoy cruise

 

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NJ Cutbacks

Friday, February 25th, 2011

“Thanks for the tax cuts…
And now, to give something back:”
[Chuckles, flips off crowd]

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[story at thinkprogress]

 

Wisconsin State Assembly at 1 AM

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Bedbugs in the sheets
Darkness, gnaw relentlessly;
God’s vampire angels

 

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Governor Walker: Leader

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Mindless acolytes
Eagerly collect hot loaves
“This is our moment”

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If Sarah Addressed Wisconsin Protesters…

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

“Now now kids, be nice!
Look, I’m presidential eh?;
Like my cha-cha pumps?”

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