Archive for January, 2011

Ummm…okay, we really meant…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Re: House GOP Repeatedly Promised $100 Billion In Spending Cuts That It Now Calls ‘Hypothetical’

CheeseFlap says:

“We meant what we said
Except we didn’t say it
And that’s a promise”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Knowledge not required

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Re: GOP Rep. Mulvaney, Against Raising Debt Ceiling, Admits He Doesn’t ‘Know’ What Will Happen If It Isn’t Raised

CheeseFlap says:

“survivor” dc
SHrill dopes form allIances
TrutH rEveAleD through fox

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Head pounding

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Re: UFC Fighter Wants To Beat Up Obama Because ‘Someone’s Gotta Knock Some Sense Into That Idiot’

CheeseFlap says:

“Teef therve a perputh
Thay keep yer brainth in yer hayd
I thee little birdth”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Double shot for Boehner

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Re: GOP’s Vote To Repeal Health Care Undermines Pledge To Cut Spending, Stick To Cut-Go Rule

CheeseFlap writes:

Internal horror
Death of a country’s conscience
Main-lining teabags

Vermin in the walls
Pink-eyed, scamper in darkness
Gnaw through the wiring

© 2011 cheeseflap.com


Gift to the trolls

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Troll Christmas presents:
Stereoscopic vision,
Fox News talking points

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

TP: Allen West Says New Congress Should Prioritize Threat Of ‘Infiltration Of The Sharia Practice’ In U.S.

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Better use of time:
Focus on rooting out “dumb”
Snap at your own tail

[Also at thinkprogress]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

TP: Lindsey Graham Threatens To Hold Debt Ceiling Vote Hostage For Regressive Social Security Cuts

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

“I crush your larynx…
You gasp for breath, you panic…
Tell me you love me…”

[Also at thinkprogress]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com