Archive for January, 2011
Sarah wants to be your mommy
Friday, January 28th, 2011America’s “momâ€
Corn curls and soda diet;
Starve the curious
[Also at TPZoo]
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Big money boys
Friday, January 28th, 2011Re:Â Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New
1:
“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”
2:
[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!
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Indigestion
Friday, January 28th, 2011Re: After Complaining That ‘Obamacare’ Cuts Medicare, Hensarling Wants Huge Cuts And Privatization
The head of a snake
The backside of a bunny
Swallows itself whole
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Dancing Madly Backwards
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011Re:Â Virginia, the breakaway commonwealth
New license motto:
“Sit back in yer rokin’ chair,
Watch the future pass”
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The banker’s “interrogation”
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011Re:Â Report: Bipartisan Panel To Refer Some Banking Industry Figures For Potential Prosecution
“With all due respect,
Just tell us how you did it…
Then we’ll let you go”
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Legacy
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011Re:Â Newt Gingrich: Abolish the EPA
Newt pricks his finger
Gasbag rocket stains city;
No funds for cleanup
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