Archive for August, 2010

TP: Sharron Angle Won’t Disavow Claim That There Are ‘Domestic Enemies’ In Congress

Friday, August 27th, 2010

“I don’t feel so well
I have a sawdust-ache
Too many questions”

[Appeared August 27, 2010 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Malkin Indicts TP For Our Commenters, But Disclaims ‘All Liability’ From Her Own Blog’s Comments

Thursday, August 26th, 2010


(1)
“He was really drunk”
“It was all Al Cohol’s fault”
Fox sleeps tight, blameless

(2)
The Fox defense plan:
Find cartoon to support point
Audience loves them

[Originally appeared August 26, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: What You Need To Know About Rick Scott: The Corrupt And Fraudulent GOP Gubernatorial Nominee In Florida

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Shirt-sleeve kinda guy
Easy-on, long rubber gloves
Closet full of skin

[Originally appeared August 25, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

World Net Daily Drops Ann Coulter From Conference For Speaking To ‘Twisted And Dangerous’ Gay Conservatives

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Peering from dark caves
Judgement passed from the elders
Shun the pink scarecrow

[Originally appeared August 18, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Gitmo Judge Admits Confession Extracted By Rape Threat

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Preach at level ten
Faced with moral dilemma
Act at level one

[Originally appeared August 11, 2010 on thinkprogress.org]

TP: Top West Point cadet resigns over DADT: ‘I have lied to my classmates and compromised my integrity.’

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

A long red balloon
Struggles to reach altitude
Wrinkled and flaccid

[Appeared August 10, 2010 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Palin laughs and rolls her eyes when demonstrator says she’s a teacher (3)

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Dangerous eye-roll
Saved by low pressure inside
Can’t lose those peepers

[Originally appeared August 9, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]