Oxygen-starved-brain
Choked by crushing stranglehold
Of her own sphincter
[Originally appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Lies silently kill
Destroy before sound arrives
Zombie army walks
[Originally appeared August 12, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]
1:
Smirking orange face
Spine held together with glue
Un-American
2:
Boner drags his bag
Across the 17th green
Time for a tea break
[Appeared August 10, 2009 at thinkprogress]
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Advertisers leave;
Glenn against the wall, aghast;
Doll heads drop in pants
[Originally appeared August 6, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Miles of tiny tubes
Contained only by skin-bag
Old Republicans
[Appeared August 3, 2009 at thinkprogress]
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