TP: Missouri school district bans t-shirts for acknowledging evolution (2)
Monday, August 31st, 2009Christianity
Is about waiting your turn
It just never comes
[Originally appeared August 31, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]
Archive for August, 2009
TP: Missouri school district bans t-shirts for acknowledging evolution (1)
Monday, August 31st, 2009Missouri motto:
Insult my intelligence
Not my religion
[Originally appeared August 31, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]
TP: Texas Secessionist To Health Care Reform Advocates: ‘Go Back To The U.S. Where You Belong’
Monday, August 31st, 2009“Evolving is hard…
Monkey war, then throw death stick
Where black stone come from?â€
[Originally appeared August 31, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
TP: Huckabee Rejects Two-State Solution
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Hot sun bakes lardball
Simpleton gurgles forth thoughts
World indifference
[Appeared August 18, 2009 at thinkprogress]
© 2009 cheeseflap.com
TP: Proposed Co-Op Fails To Appease Republicans Who Insist It Is ‘Still Government-Run Health Care’
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Poodle jumps through hoop
Trainer shoots the poodle dead
Stop jumping through hoops!
[Appeared August 18, 2009 at thinkprogress]
© 2009 cheeseflap.com
TP: Joe The Plumber Says He Would ‘Beat The Livin’ Tar’ Out Of Pelosi
Monday, August 17th, 2009“My America:
You make me think-I punch you!
Ah, the good ole days…”
[Appeared August 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]
© 2009 cheeseflap.com
TP: Boehner Claims ‘No One Condones’ Town Hall Disruptions After He And Other GOPers Cheered Them On
Thursday, August 13th, 2009Dumb is dangerous
Vote, buy guns, get mad, lash out
There will be riots
[Appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress]